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PostSubject: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:44 pm

I'm running a scouting operation on orkut and obviously I'll come across absolute muppets. Here I'll be posting the conversations which are absolute insane and laughable.


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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:46 pm

1:03 PM me: So what do you do mate?
1:04 PM Abhishek: hey did u see sat match
me: Yeah
Abhishek: we lost to fulham
me: I thought a bit of introduction would be better before we start deiscussing about United
Yeah I know....terrible result...defensive crises are woeful
Have made the team unstable
1:05 PM discussing*
Abhishek: will we win the next match
me: It's Hull City away on Sunday
We should be winning that one
Abhishek: it will be easy
me: I hope Fergie doesn't try the 3-5-2 again
It failed against Wolfsburg in the first half and it did fail against Fulham too
Abhishek: who shall we buy in the next transfer market
me: I don't think we'll buy anyone in this market
1:07 PM January market doesn't have quality players for sale in anycae
Plus being cup tied doesn't help
1:08 PM We may buy a stop gap defender just in case the injury crises doesn't ease up
Abhishek: i think we have lots of money because we transfered ronaldo , we shall berbetow too and buy messi and fabregas
1:09 PM me: I suppose you are a very new supporter
Since when have you been supporting United?
Abhishek: no i am supporting man utd for years
me: Since?
What's your age?
1:10 PM Abhishek: i started watching football before 8 years from ther itself i am man utd fan
me: And your age?
Abhishek: why did u tell that i am a new supporter ???????
me: You thinking we'll buy Messi and Fabregas and sell Berbatov
1:11 PM I'm 18 by the way and have been a spporter since the first match I saw in 03-04 season
Abhishek: that time who was u fav player ?
1:12 PM me: My favourite player was and will always be Ryan Giggs
1:13 PM Abhishek: my cousin told me that barcelona is keeping an eye on rooney is it true ?
me: What about you?
Abhishek: mine is rooney
me: You haven't told me yet of your age mate
1:14 PM You don't like sharing it or what?
tongue
1:15 PM Abhishek: first tell my answer barcelona is keeping an eye on rooney ..
me: =)
=))*
I haven't heard this rumour
lol
Abhishek: ok
1:16 PM me: Age?
Abhishek: find it out i will give one clue ...
1:17 PM me: Yeah?
Abhishek: it is between 10 and 20
me: So I assume you are 10
Abhishek: no
me: 11?
Abhishek: no
1:18 PM me: Okay I'll jumb ahead
15?
Abhishek: no
me: 16?
Abhishek: no
1:19 PM me: 17?
Abhishek: no
me: 18?
Abhishek: never
me: 19?
1:20 PM Abhishek: why do u want to know ?
me: Your age
Abhishek: my age is not 19
me: What is it then?
Abhishek: find it out
me: Oh bummer
1:21 PM What's the point of chatting to a person who is ashamed of revealing his age?
1:23 PM Abhishek: ok , 100-40-20-10-8-6-3-10-4 =
he it is 14
1:24 PM me: Cool.....wasn't so hard, was it?
Anyways I have to go for Lunch now.
Talk to you later
Was nice talking to you
Bye bye
Abhishek: ok byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:58 pm

Don't interrupt!! rofl
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:00 pm

Rahul wrote:
Don't interrupt!! rofl

tongue lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:23 pm

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Against Barca? in 2008 or is he so dumb that he thinks the finals are two legged?! lol

Park is good for physical games, but Valencia adds speed and finesse too.. :|

He was talking about the 08 game. He wasn't that dumb. But atone point I did scare the shite out of him. biggrin
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:54 pm

So I see you are spying my 'friends' now tongue
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:55 pm




lol!

"blue is the color" rofl
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:56 pm

Rahul wrote:
So I see you are spying my 'friends' now tongue

naah.. just picking examples from my updates thread =))
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:00 pm

Fucking Blue!!! rofl
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:01 pm

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lol!

"blue is the color" rofl

EDIT : Just saw ... "true espaniol" WTF rofl (the first comment maker)
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:04 pm

I decoded his name.....Rishikesh Reebok true Spanish.........rofl
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:21 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:11 am




Yeah right...your bedroom....retard!
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:15 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:17 am

And he is in my friend list....this is the same guy with whose chat I started the thread lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:19 am

Akon lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:20 am

Vishal16 wrote:
Akon lol

That was another guy.
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:21 am

RV?
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:21 am

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RV?

Naah another guy
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:23 am

Doh,so many muppets wacko
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:25 am

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Doh,so many muppets wacko


I'm like a person trying to find light at the end of the tunnel and these people are like fucking rats clogging up the tunnel blocking my way.
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:26 am

And Im a person who just wants to have sex
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:28 am

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And Im a person who just wants to have sex

Me clearing to tunnel has a higher chance than you having sex biggrin




Hope this helps.
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:31 am

I dont mind,
I will some day achieve it though wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:34 am

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I dont mind,
I will some day achieve it though wink

If you can't your parents will see to it you do by getting you married to some unlucky ugly girl.


You'll finally reach the promise land after that.
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:42 am

that wont happen
no
NO
I put my balls on the line
I'll lose my virginity by 31st December 2010
Its now or fucking never!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:50 am

Vishal16 wrote:
that wont happen
no
NO
I put my balls on the line
I'll lose my virginity by 31st December 2010
Its now or fucking never!!!!

Thread bookmarked......you're going to stay a virgin for fucking ever......muahahahahha!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:51 am

NO
This year its gonna happen
I'll make it happen
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