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PostSubject: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:59 pm

All the Chants and their lyrics will be posted in this.



While posting a chant, please try and post a video/song of the lyrics if it is possible.
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:01 pm

Anderson-son-son
Anderson-son-son,
He's Better than Kleberson,
Anderson-son-son,
He's our midfield magician,
To the Left,
To the Right,
To That Samba Beat Tonight,
He is Class With a Brass,
And He Shits on Fabregas.
(Repeat)





Manchester United Calypso
(There is a longer version fo this but only this part is sung)

Manchester,
Manchester United,
A bunch of bouncing Busby babes,
They deserve to be knighted.

If ever they're playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground,
Take a look and you will see,
Football taught by Matt Busby.



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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:08 pm

Gary Neville is a Red
Tune: "London Bridge is Falling Down"

Gary Neville is a Red,
Is a Red,
Is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
He hates Scousers....

Philip Neville is a Red,
Is a Red,
Is a Red,
Philip Neville is a Red,
He hates England.

Tracy Neville's off her head,
Off her head,
Off her head,
Tracy Neville's off her head,
She plays netball!

Neville Neville is their dad, is their dad, is their dad,
Neville Neville is their dad,
He sells tickets!




Only the first verse is sung most times
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:12 pm

51 years ago

51 years ago,
A team lay in the snow,
Battered and bloodied and some of them died,
Some of them survived,
Charlton and Matt Busby,
Took us to Wembley,
We beat Benfica and we won the cup,
All those years ago...



The video was from last year, that's why 50 years is being sung.
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:16 pm

Ooo Ah Cantona

What a friend we have in Jesus
he's our saviour from a far
What a friend we have in Jesus
and his name is Cantona
Ooo Ah Cantona
Ooo Ah Cantona
Ooo Ah Ooo Ah Ooo Ah Cantona
Ooo Ah Cantona

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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:20 pm

We Are The Pride of All Europe

We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home,
And we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way....
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers,
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!);
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys, nah, nah, nah.....

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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:26 pm

If I Die In The Kippax Street

If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, there'll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, then carry me back to the Stretford End
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road the City fans they shit their load,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, there'll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, United fans fucking will,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, ten blue bastards went the same way,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

When I die and go to hell, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Me and the Devil will get on well, woah-oh, woah-oh,
'Cos he hates Summerbee and I hate Bell, me and the Devil will get on well,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, I'll defend my faith right to the end,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.


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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:46 pm

My old man said

My old man said be a City fan,
And I said bollocks you're a cunt,
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute,

With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show the City bastards how to fight (How to fight),
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan,
Altogether now...



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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:50 pm

In your Liverpool Slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.


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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:53 pm

I see the Stretford end arising

I see the Stretford end arising
I see theres trouble on the way
Don't go out tonight
Unless your red and white
I see theres touble on the way

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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:00 pm

Rafa's cracking up..

He's cracking up,
He's cracking up,
He's cracking,
Rafa's cracking up..

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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:00 pm

I'm tired now. Will post some others later on.
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:02 pm

Owen Hargreaves Chant :


“Ohhhhhh Owen Hargreaves,
You are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I’d let you shag my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I want curly hair too”

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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:27 pm

Navpreet wrote:


“Ohhhhhh Owen Hargreaves,
You are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I’d let you shag my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I want curly hair too
And if you'd stay fit
Any girl in the world would do you"

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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:11 pm

Cool!
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:12 pm

What about soljaker?
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:13 pm

Vishal16 wrote:
What about soljaker?

I got tired posting 30 odd chants at a stretch. Might as well post it yourself instead of asking tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:46 pm

Then how the fuck do you have the nerve of asking me to search it?


Edit: I've got the chant nonetheless.


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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:02 am

You are my Solskjaer!:

You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was fucking dearer,
So please don't take,
My Solskjaer away...



A much clearer audio:

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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:08 am

Rahul wrote:
Then how the fuck do you have the nerve of asking me to search it?


Edit: I've got the chant nonetheless.

I had no other choice tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:15 am

Yeah. Bloody idiot you are and a lazy too.
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:36 pm

I am bloody and lazy but not an idiot
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:42 pm

Vishal16 wrote:
I am bloody and lazy but not an idiot

Everyone(whoever may be here) over here would agree you are more of an idiot than lazy and bloody
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:47 pm

Naah.
I beg to differ :|
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:51 pm

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Naah.
I beg to differ :|


You are such an idiot and a lazy person you wont even be able to do that properly.



Better keep yourself to your stupid MU theories tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:55 pm

MU is not stupid.
Its one of the basic theories on which economics is built
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:56 pm

Vishal16 wrote:
MU is not stupid.
Its one of the basic theories on which economics is built

Economics is stupid.

So MU is stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:56 pm

Just because you dont know doesnt mean its stupid study
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PostSubject: Re: Manchester United Chants/Lyrics Thread   Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:01 pm

Vishal16 wrote:
Just because you dont know doesnt mean its stupid study


Without economics there wouldn't have been rich and poor. There wouldn't be any discrimination and the world would have been a better place to live in. Thus it's stupid.





Great hippie speech I gave not being one!
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