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Rahul
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PostSubject: Talk to Strangers   Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:20 am

Omegle.com


Do share your funny conversations.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Life it seems will fade away
Stranger: drifting farther every dayyy
You: Nope.....it is really fading away
Stranger: damn it. i thought this was metallica
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: This is stupid
Stranger: why?
You: Because this is stu---pid
Stranger: why?
Stranger: what?
You: Why is this stupid?!
Stranger: i can not understand
You: How stupid is this to think this isn't stupid?
Stranger: from?
You: From the land where this isn't stupid
Stranger: you are shit?
You: The shite in you is stupid
Stranger: are you eatting?
You: Stupidity is eating you. How stupid is this?
Stranger: you are gay?
You: The gayness in you asking me this question is stupid
Stranger: shit you?
Stranger: or fuck? your choice.


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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Who's this?
Stranger: lisa
You: And I'm your daddy speaking...you should be in bed by now
Stranger: liar
Stranger: i dont want
Stranger: its early
You: It's fucking late......daddy isn't pleased!
Stranger: i am fucking now
You: fucking your lonely self with complete strangers? )
Stranger: jes
You: Yes you mean?
Stranger: uhum
You: hum pum dum dum?
Stranger: are you really my dad
You: You'll find out soon.......
Stranger: what are you doing
You: Shagging your ma.........
You: And wanking over your sister.........
Stranger: ow o
Stranger: do you wanna euck me because i am verry horny
You: Come over to my bedroom if you are horny.....a full fledged family meeting
Stranger: no
You: You're wasting my time dear, just think of a horny babe and take out your cock and wank over it
You: You aren't getting a cyber over here dude
Stranger: come and bring youre wank here then
You: It's your and not youre
You: Your English is pathetic
Stranger: hello a<who are you
Stranger: a horny father
You: Yes your horny father
Stranger: just come and fuck me chuck my pussy
You: But your ma and I are having fun at ours.....come over
Stranger: you no what ma is a hucker
Stranger: slet
You: You mean hooker, don't you?
You: and slut.
You: Piss poor spellings there....you've inherited that from that whore I believe
Stranger: tss..just fuck me
You: Keep begging....just keep begging.......I'm enjoying this
Stranger: i am going
You: to bang your pass?
You: paa*
Stranger: oke..what do you want from me
You: I want absolutely nothing....I'm having everything I want in this talk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Stranger: hi
You: I love Raymond
Stranger: hah
You: I really love Raymond
Stranger: okay
You: I guess you haven't heard of Raymond
Stranger: no, i havent
You: How can you not know Raymond?
Stranger: who is raymond ?
You: You're kidding me......you gotta watch...Everybody loves Raymond
You: Bye bye
You have disconnected.
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PostSubject: Brilliant Wind-up by Me :D   Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:20 am

This was the wind-up I was talking about Sai

This is the best one

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Black or White?
Stranger: i hate niggers
You: You're a racist cunt...I was asking about your preferref colour of clothing
You: Cunt
You: preffered*
Stranger: ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: u shud specify
You: Well I was typing when you came up with your racist bile
You: The people who *** you must be ashemed of you
Stranger: yup
You: know*
Stranger: thay do
You: That's why you are on here spreading your racist bile.........
Stranger: wat do u mean racist bile
You: By the way I'm the omegle.com moderator and your IP address is going to be duly reported to the higher authorities
Stranger: u were trying to start something
Stranger: i dont hate black ppl
Stranger: just niggers
You: The officers will check your logs from the main server and if
found to be offensive further they'll report you to police and might
take legal action
Stranger: wat
You: This is a random test the moderators conduct to filter out the
people who don't follow omegle.com terms and conditions and act in a
way which breaches the rules and regulations.
Stranger: wait where are theese rules and regulations
Stranger: all the homepage says is
You: The basic rules as stipulated by the Internet Regulation Authority (IRA)
Stranger: Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When
you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a
one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous,
although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details
if you would like.

If you like Omegle, be sure to check out the Omegle blog!
Stranger: i never agreed to anything
You: No ammount of racism is tolerated on sites under USA Act 275 under the IRA
Stranger: no i dont hate black ppl
You: These are the rules that most sites formed in USA follow and there is no agreement as the IRA regulates it
Stranger: just gangbangers and drug dealers
You: You are under these rules once you use the site.
Stranger: black whitte mexican asian
You: But you said niggers and that amounts to racism as that is a derogatory term
Stranger: it is
Stranger: thats not wat my friend told me
You: Well you should be aware my friend
You: I'll have to report you to the administrators
You: Who will see through your logs
Stranger: y
You: And decide what has to be done further
Stranger: how bout u dont and ill remember wat i learned here
Stranger: and just keep an eye on me
You: Voicing of opinions amounting to racism, offending people/group of individual/ethnicities in the process.
You: Well I'll need your email address for that and a confirmation from you written and duly signed
Stranger: wat
Stranger: written and duly signed?
You: Apologising and confirming you'll never do this again.
Stranger: YES
You: Give me your email id
Stranger: ok
You: give it to me
You: Don't test my patience buddy
Stranger: mintyhippos@ymail.com
You: Now mail me an apology and confirmation on mod.omegle@yahoo.com
Stranger: send me something so i no ** not just some d bag
You: You could say please...you're the offender not me
Stranger: please
You: You've got the mail
Stranger: can you pleasse confirm you are a o
Stranger: omegle mod
Stranger: by sending an email to the provided adress
You: You seem to have too many demands....I think I shouldn't even try to help you out.
Stranger: no im just askin for proof one question
You: Listen to me bud you either send me that mail with an apology or
you don't. I don't work on your terms. Now in 5 minutes if I can't get
that mail, you'll be reported to the higher staff.
You: I have to check other people out too and filter it out.
You: So mail me or bare the brunt.
Stranger: ok you could of just said u cant do that
Stranger: im working on that email now
You: Good.
Stranger: wat does it have to say
You: And I'm waiting.
You: You just have to aplogize for breaker the omegle/IRA rules
You: And assure that you won't do it again
You: And sign it at the end with your name
Stranger: full name
You: Yes
Stranger: o i sent it befor i signed it
Stranger: sry
You: Let me check
You: That will do mate.
You: Thank you for your cooperation
You: and helping out the staff of omegle.com
Stranger: ok so can i leave
You: And be glad to know that you've been pwned on the Internet by a 18 year old
You: =)) rofl.
Stranger: fag
You: You're email won't be shared trust me
You: Just a bit of fun
Stranger: idk i gave u one i dont use
You: It's the internet be careful from next time bud
You: I figured that out
You: You wouldn't be that stupid
Stranger: and y do u think i didnt sign it
You: The point is......you fell for a very basic wum on omegle
Stranger: douche
You: Feel embarrased...and don't use the terms again that led to this situation
You: I don't do this to everyone ye know.
Stranger: wat
You: Stranger: i hate niggers
Stranger: oo
Stranger: i dont do this to everyone ye now
Stranger: wats that bout
You: This wind-up......
You: In fact you're the only one whom this has happened too........because of that racist post.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: does the ira even exist
You: )
You: IRA stands for something else
Stranger: douche bag
Stranger: still hate them
You: Fucking idiot you are.
Stranger: yup
You: I hope someday a real mod fucks you over.
Stranger: then i wont belive them
You: And you'll get fucked over )
You have disconnected.

And he did send a mail apologising:


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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:21 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: anal sex with licking?
Stranger: no age,sex ,location
You: Age 19 Sex F Location Indianapolis
Stranger: 18 m mississippi
You: Cool
You: So you must be david
Stranger: no this is justin
Stranger: sorry
You: The last time I came to this site
You: I talked to David
You: Can you help me find David?
Stranger: oh ill try i guess u must like david
Stranger: i dont really kno how to
You: Yeah David took my mind to a place that I've never reached before
You: A place that got me so high I squirted on my computer screen
Stranger: like how if u dont mind me askin
You: David is God!!
Stranger: i could do that hahah
Stranger: in person even better
Stranger: jk
You: jk?
Stranger: just jokin
Stranger: like just messin around
You: But no one compares to David
Stranger: oh ok,
You: He is too good....I love David
You: I'll die if I can't find David
You: Please help me find David
Stranger: naw i dout that u will die
You: Oh dear good friend.....I need David...I crave for David
Stranger: well look him up
You: David is my heartbeat......I want David!
Stranger: WOW
You: I need friends to help me out....I can't go on this mission alone...it's too dangerous
Stranger: OK I WILL try wat bis ur name
Stranger: so i can tell him
Stranger: wat is ur name so i can tell him
You: Tell him....The Rimmer from Indie longs for him
You: He'll understand
Stranger: k i will look
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:28 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: ~
You: ~?
Stranger: ~??
Stranger: haha....
You: :~P
Stranger: how are u?
You: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
You: people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
Stranger: oh..
You: Can you help me occupy my brain?
Stranger: how?
You: I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
You: I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind
Stranger: um....give up..... i'm sorry . i can't english. y.y
You: Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
You: Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal
Stranger: .....
You: And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
You: I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late
Stranger: give up!!!
You: Songs over buddy
You: I gotta go now biggrin
Stranger: where?
You: "Paranoid"

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?
Oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late
You: Enjoy the song biggrin
You have disconnected.

Black Sabbathed him biggrin
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:16 pm

A nice e-fight that I had on omegle biggrin

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:48 pm

tongue .. what screenshot tool do you use rahul? biggrin
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:09 pm

Navpreet wrote:
tongue .. what screenshot tool do you use rahul? biggrin

Well I chose the wrong option to take a shot...that's why it turned out crappy. Being a scrolling window doesn't help. sad
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:37 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuck my horny cock
You: Okay. Lita.
Stranger: mmm
You: How would you like it? Lita?
Stranger: what's Lita?
You: You are Lita. Lita
Stranger: i don't understand
You: Why don't you understand Lita?. Lita.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I don't understand what it is?
Stranger: are you saying - later
Stranger: ?
You: No I'm not Lita. Lita
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:28 pm

Good one this:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ho
Stranger: hi
You: You seem very enthusiastic to talk to me
Stranger: yes
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: From the marshy lands of the Sahara Dessert
You: What about you?
Stranger: i m from A site of Heaven
Stranger: sorry..
You: Heaven has a site of it's own? surprised
Stranger: joke
Stranger: i m from korea
Stranger: do you know korea?
You: We in Sahara are a illiterate lot
You: Korea is in Europe, isn't it?
You: an illiterate*
Stranger: korea in Asia
You: So? Asia is a part of Europe, isn't it?
Stranger: apart
Stranger: asia , europe
Stranger: the Asian Continent ,European Continent
You: Oh my gosh!!!! When did that happen?
You: It was a different continent in the 21st Century the last I heard
Stranger: wow~
Stranger: really ?
You: 21st Century has long gone by....hasn't it?
You: 1925 was the year I think Europe took over Asia and the US economy crashed leaving people jobless.
You: 2025*
You: I'm weak in history......
Stranger: Now really!
You: This is the year 2175, isn't it?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: this is the year 2009
You: I think I might just have skipped dimensions due to a security error.........
You: Wow I'm chatting with a person from the past !!!
Stranger: are you joke?
You: No joke mate
Stranger: ...wow..
Stranger: fantastic
You: omega62 is the biggest chat site the Interweb 7.5 virtual world has
You: I don't think that was there in 2009
You: From where are you talking?
You: How am I in contact with you?
Stranger: no .. no no..
Stranger: 2175 ...
Stranger: how old are you
You: 27
You: Born in 2157
Stranger: ... i m boren in 1993
You: Are you trying to wind me up or are you really from 2009?
Stranger: yes!
You: This looks like a bad wind up.......please tell me you are really from 2009
Stranger: do you know 2010 worldcup ?
You: That was the last world cup of what people called a game called mootsall , right?
Stranger: sorry just moment.
You: C'mon it's been 7.234 neosequents already
Stranger: hahahaha
You: What?
Stranger: what you are name ? you look so fun
Stranger: do you know superman? and betman?
You: I'm called Wistonmix
Stranger: ...
Stranger: my name chae - seung min
Stranger: korea name
You: Don't know much about it.......
Stranger: yes yes.
Stranger: how don t know korea..;
Stranger: korea is country
You: I thought it was a puny island which was crushed easily at the begining of the zintomic war in somehwere around 2030-32
Stranger: ..wow
Stranger: what you are hobby?
You: Riding my aerobazzok
You: aqueousgliding
Stranger: what ?
You: zoozooing bookens
Stranger: i don t know the.
Stranger: that
You: You people ae ancient you wouldn't obviously know.
You: are*
Stranger: i m famous aritst
You: 21st century had wankers who called themselves artists
You: You just tried to ruin the earth you bastards.....we in the 22nd century had to save the planet
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: i m go to home
Stranger: you are so crazy.
You: As for the world cup.....Ireland got the entry they won it....
You: So the footballing body collapsed and the end of football was there and than
Stranger: do you knoe Ronaldinho?
Stranger: "Brazilian striker Ronaldinho has been crowned World Footballer of the Year."
You: Who was he? How would I know him.......I'm 175 years ahead of you
You: How am I supposed to remember?
You: It's like me asking you do you remember Vasco Montoya from 1765?
Stranger: i don t know -_-..
Stranger: i m age 17
You: And i don't know too :|
Stranger: ...
Stranger: 1993
You: The only good thing the 21st Century earth people did was invent smileytrons
Stranger: what a smiletrons?
You: :| happy tongue etc
Stranger: etc?
Stranger: what
You: ":|" "biggrin"
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: 'D'
Stranger: ㅠ. ㅠ
Stranger: ?
You: Yes
Stranger: 안녕하세요
You: Although ^ _ ^ is frowned upon in our dimension
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: ㅡ_ㅡ
Stranger: ㅡㅁㅡ
Stranger: so cute
You: I'm amazed you don't want to know what happens in the years ahead of you
Stranger: me too.
Stranger: I was very glad to meet you
Stranger: Thank you for your time
You: Yeah you fucking cunt
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i like you
Stranger: guy.
You: Isn't that a bit homotronic?
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ병신새끼
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 좆도모르는게
Stranger: fuckfuck 거리냐 ?
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: goodgood
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: u so sick man
You: That text doesn't convert to teraternary text
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: shuit up
You: I can't interpret what you are saying
Stranger: soso
Stranger: w h y ?
Stranger: 어쩌라고
Stranger: then ?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: fuck man
Stranger: good bye crazy guy
You: I have to translate everything to teraternary text via a compilotric to interpret your electronic signals
Stranger: you
You: Some part of your text isn't in our database
Stranger: you.
You: People in your dimension are numbskulls
Stranger: ok
You: No wonder the 21st century was doomed with people like you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: How could you do that to me?
Stranger: Is that all?
You: Do what? Humanoid?
Stranger: Thanks for the history lesson
Stranger: Put yourself in my shoes
Stranger: It was so touching, I almost cried.
Stranger: Don't you think I am that easy.
Stranger: Just wait! I'll get you back.
Stranger: I'm gonna let it slide only this time.
Stranger: It's so outrageous I can't say a word
You: Are you from RAWK?
Stranger: i m from U.S.A
Stranger: You have no respect
Stranger: Don't act like you are rich.
Stranger: Don't go too far.
You: That OBama guy started the war
Stranger: Are you hiding something?
You: Remember zintomic war!
Stranger: You always choose that type of words
Stranger: YES
Stranger: O K
Stranger: I M REMEBER ZINTOMIC WAR
Stranger: GOOD!
You: You can't alter destiny no matter how much you try
Stranger: Everything shows
Stranger: It's too obvious
Stranger: You can't hide it.
Stranger: How long could it last?
Stranger: So? What do you want me to do?
Stranger: You can't turn it back now.
You: So try to alert everyone, everthing, every place but your dimension will be gone in 25 years
Stranger: Shame on you!
Stranger: It could've been worse than that.
Stranger: Man, this isn't a joke!
Stranger: BYE
You: People dying in misery, starvation..........
You: I've seen the past
Stranger: zintomic war!
Stranger: zintomic war!
You: It will be worse than you think
Stranger: zintomic war!
You: I'm just preparing you for all this
Stranger: zintomic war!
Stranger: zintomic war!
You: Although this is an accident I crossed dimensions
Stranger: zintomic war!
Stranger: GO TO HELL
Stranger: Why? You feel guilty?
Stranger: Why? You feel guilty?
Stranger: Why? You feel guilty?
You: It has been scientifically proven in the year 2057 that there is no hell
You: My ancestors were dumb.
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: GOOD
You: The future for me is bright
You: Not for you
You: bitiok
Stranger: You bet
You: bitiok
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:37 pm

Epic.. [biggrin]
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:41 pm

Stranger: 21/f what about you?
You: Salutations!
You: i am 25/M
Stranger: uhoh ive got to go im sry add me on aim screenname `` owetdreams4uo ``...
You: Slut
You: tongue
You: i like it
You: wink

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:11 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings!
Stranger: F 18 us horny
You: wow... 3rd slut i found on here today!
You: yeah .. nice
You: so tell me what you are doing babt
Stranger: lots of sluts here tho
Stranger: im so bored
Stranger: i need your photo
Stranger: no, i just need your nude pics.. thats all
You: first send yours, then i will... i promise!
Stranger: 1 sec
Stranger: i just need your photo first..
Stranger: https://redcdn.net/ihimizer/img231/2241/chikzcewekcakepfs.jpg
Stranger: there's mine
You: hmm..
You: let me see!
You: Asian
Stranger: my dads is from us
Stranger: my mom from indonesia
Stranger: tee hee
You: nice.. happy
Stranger: now can I see your pics?
You: now, you are too cute..
You: happy
Stranger: ah thankies~
You: err.. the pics werent nude
You: :|
Stranger: well okay..
Stranger: no nude pics then
You: please do you mind?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: ah
You: and i will send mine
Stranger: yours first~
You: too
Stranger: i've send mine
Stranger: now its your time to send yours
You: nude ones i mean
Stranger: nope.. i need to see you first..
You: ok ... giving non nude link
You: just a sec
You: let me upload
You: so what else?
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: just send your pics already..
You: https://redcdn.net/ihimizer/img215/6766/31slde26356835.jpg
You: only one i could find on my computer
You: the one second from right
Stranger: which one are you?
You: second from right
You: happy
Stranger: hot! gotta go.. dads homoe!
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:21 pm

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Epic.. [biggrin]

He got so enraged at the end that he kept repeating..."zintomic wars" rofl

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You: https://redcdn.net/ihimizer/img215/6766/31slde26356835.jpg

That pic rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:48 pm

lol laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:53 pm

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lol laugh

The first smiley was "rofl" wasn't it?
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:55 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey!
To be honest, I find a woman masturbating to be the most erotic thing
in the world. If you are horny, and open enough, could I watch? I could
masturbate on camera with you too biggrin

You: Pizza?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: nathan is that you ? ;(
You: No bitch this is your dad
Stranger: fuck
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:35 am

Rahul wrote:
Vishal16 wrote:
lol laugh

The first smiley was "rofl" wasn't it?

Yes but in yahoo terms its lol
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:06 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings!
Stranger: F 18 us horny
You: wow... 3rd slut i found on here today!
You: yeah .. nice
You: so tell me what you are doing babt
Stranger: lots of sluts here tho
Stranger: im so bored
Stranger: i need your photo
Stranger: no, i just need your nude pics.. thats all
You: first send yours, then i will... i promise!
Stranger: 1 sec
Stranger: i just need your photo first..
Stranger: https://redcdn.net/ihimizer/img231/2241/chikzcewekcakepfs.jpg
Stranger: there's mine
You: hmm..
You: let me see!
You: Asian
Stranger: my dads is from us
Stranger: my mom from indonesia
Stranger: tee hee
You: nice.. happy
Stranger: now can I see your pics?
You: now, you are too cute..
You: happy
Stranger: ah thankies~
You: err.. the pics werent nude
You: :|
Stranger: well okay..
Stranger: no nude pics then
You: please do you mind?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: ah
You: and i will send mine
Stranger: yours first~
You: too
Stranger: i've send mine
Stranger: now its your time to send yours
You: nude ones i mean
Stranger: nope.. i need to see you first..
You: ok ... giving non nude link
You: just a sec
You: let me upload
You: so what else?
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: just send your pics already..
You: https://redcdn.net/ihimizer/img215/6766/31slde26356835.jpg
You: only one i could find on my computer
You: the one second from right
Stranger: which one are you?
You: second from right
You: happy
Stranger: hot! gotta go.. dads homoe!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

she's exactly and indonesian. cewek cakep translated as beautiul girl, that's what google translate says tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:24 am

Hmm.. but Farhan Akhtar rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:47 pm

Navpreet wrote:
Hmm.. but Farhan Akhtar rofl

That was a good one tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:17 pm

laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:33 pm

Not the most hilarious one but interesting nonetheless:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ninja?
You: teenage
Stranger: mutant?
You: turtle
Stranger: *starts singing theme song*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Don
You: You must be....?
Stranger: im rafael
You: Cool!
You: Although I like Leo more (no offence)
You: You have mike tongue
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: same
Stranger: im secretly in love with leo
You: I said I like Leo...not love him
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: well
You: GAY!!!!
Stranger: im secretly a girl
You: Rafael is gay......
Stranger: dont tell people
You: You're my buddy why would I?tongue
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: i dont trust you don
You: Where's Master?
Stranger: go to your sewer!
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: i think hes in the bedroom with april
Stranger: EWWWW
Stranger: no way
You: I always knew he was one sly mouse
Stranger: dang
Stranger: that is PIMP
You: yeah
You: You heard Shredder's back
Stranger: nope
You: He is!!!
Stranger: NO WAY
You: And this time he has challenged us that he'll fuck April in the arse
You: He always wanted to do that
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: shit
Stranger: we have to get to her ass first
You: Splinter is furious
You: He couldn't get his mouse dick inside her Arse lol
Stranger: hahahahha
You: ANd now he is shite scared that Shredder might
Stranger: I hope shredder does
You: Yeah would serve Splinter right!
You: The bossy fucker
Stranger: He needs a kick his his ass
Stranger: up*
You: My stick would do a good job
Stranger: mmm
You: But I don't want to get it ruined
You: tongue
Stranger: my ninja stars would also be good
You: Yeah!
Stranger: I must be off now
Stranger: gotta get high on some sewer fumes
Stranger: wanna come?
You: Bye Ralfie
Stranger: see ya don
You: And yeah.....you always were the weakest ninja
Stranger: bte
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:55 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male
You: femme
Stranger: from?
You: internet
Stranger: me from usa
Stranger: stupid joke
You: I'm an internet bot
You: This isn't a joke
Stranger: great
Stranger: so..
Stranger: how old r u?
You: As old as omegle
Stranger: have u had sex before?
You: bots are not programmed to have sex
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rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:03 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: sup
You: soup?
Stranger: mmmm
You: Are you licking the screen?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like to touch poop
You: Good
Stranger: do you like pee
You: I pee
Stranger: mm
You: So what else do you like?
Stranger: mhmmm
Stranger: i like
Stranger: wangs
You: wangs
Stranger: yesum
You: yesum
Stranger: what do you like
You: what do you like
Stranger: what do you likeee
You: what do you likeee
Stranger: i likeeeeeeee
Stranger: things
Stranger: i like to put paint on my face
You: i likeeeeeeee
You: things
You: i like to put paint on my face
Stranger: oh my gosh!
Stranger: me too
You: oh my gosh!
You: me too
Stranger: its like you read my head\
You: its like you read my head\
Stranger: stop copying mee
You: stop copying mee
Stranger: Χέσε κώλο σκουπίστε. πιπιλίζουν στρόφιγγα
You: What a twat! lol
Stranger: are you a peepee
You: are you a peepee
Stranger: are you a maleee
You: are you a maleee
Stranger: i dont like you'
Stranger: ill disconnect mr.
You: lol
You: WUM!
You: Completeld
You: Completed*
Stranger: what
You: Nevermind
You: You've stuck around far too long
You: So let's talk
You: Seriously now
You: You ask anything you want
You: I'll answer honestly
Stranger: hmmm well
Stranger: what state are you located at
You: Sorry I can't talk now have to go
You: Loser lol
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:24 pm

You: bots are not programmed to have sex laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:38 am

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You: bots are not programmed to have sex laugh

alas, the greatest male fantasy hasnt come true till today.. sad

you know what, i would like to tell all the smart fucking people one thing...


"cellphones - they are small enough - just keep them working..
lcd tvs - they are big enough - just keep them working..

here are two things you need to focus on - jet packs and robot fuck dolls... "


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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:57 am

Navpreet wrote:
Vishal16 wrote:
You: bots are not programmed to have sex laugh

alas, the greatest male fantasy hasnt come true till today.. sad

you know what, i would like to tell all the smart fucking people one thing...


"cellphones - they are small enough - just keep them working..
lcd tvs - they are big enough - just keep them working..

here are two things you need to focus on - jet packs and robot fuck dolls... "


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Is this George Carlin by the way?
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:02 pm

Rahul wrote:
Navpreet wrote:
Vishal16 wrote:
You: bots are not programmed to have sex laugh

alas, the greatest male fantasy hasnt come true till today.. sad

you know what, i would like to tell all the smart fucking people one thing...


"cellphones - they are small enough - just keep them working..
lcd tvs - they are big enough - just keep them working..

here are two things you need to focus on - jet packs and robot fuck dolls... "


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Is this George Carlin by the way?

No.. :| :blink:
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:01 pm

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No.. :| :blink:

Just asking as these days whatever comes out of your mouth is something that Carlin has said tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers   Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:34 pm

True that biggrin
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