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PostSubject: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:36 pm

I stumbled across this mine of gold on a forum a while back and thought about sharing it.

All the photoshops based on this pic:
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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:36 pm

Number 1. The Selleck

Sure to get the girls, not so certain to prove a long lasting career
choice in the naughties. Good with babies and little ladies though,
which should suit him well with the likes of Bellamy to manage...



Number 2. The Hogan

You wouldn't mess with this fucker, brother! Watcha gonna do, when the 24 inch pythons and Rafamania destroy you!



Number 3. The Hitler

Small, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though...



Number 4. The Marx

How very thoughtful. How very philosophical. How very 'fucking hell
mate, impressive beard'. If he grows this facial, he'd certainly be
remembered, even if he does fuck up the rest of his Scouse reign...

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:36 pm

Number 5. The Dastardly

A cheat and a trickster... no it's not Steven Gerrard, it's Dick
Benitez! There is no truth to the rumours that he used to address Phil
Thompson as Muttley (Preferring 'that big nosed twat' instead, in a
Spanish twang of course)



Number 6. The Lincoln

Lincoln was amongst the top rated US presidents, presumably on his fine
facial hair alone. Those yanks aren't too fussy, we have the battle of
Hastings, the great fire of London, Robin Hood *ahem*... they have a
funny looking bloke in a beard. Again, might end badly for Rafa



Number 7. The Mario

Dum dum dum da dum da dum, da dum da da dum dum dum...

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:37 pm

The Brian Blessed.

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:37 pm

The Abel Xavier

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:37 pm

Number 8. The Mercury

I guess this proves there is only one Freddie. Taken directly from the
lad, looks sod all like it though! You'd be better off with the Balague
Rafa mate...



Number 9. The Xavier


The Portuguese really are twats aren't they? If their diving aint bad
enough, this shocking bit of facial certainly is. A lengthy ban
(reduced on appeal) should ensue...



Number 10. The Voltan

Otherwise known as the Blessed from Flash Gordon. Do you want to live forever? Gerrard... Diiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!



Number 11. The Gimp

I promise you, he has a bloody good tash under that mask. How do you really think he got Torres to sign for Liverpool eh?!

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:38 pm

Number 12. The Villager

For reasons I won't expand on, perhaps this little ensemble would look better on a certain Mr Wenger?



Number 13. The Merv

Owzat? Bit ropey to be honest mate. Fair play to anyone who can grow a
rug under their nose though, you wouldn't mess with them that's for sure



Number 14. The Bestie

Tell you what, if Benitez doesn't fancy this look, I do. Looks shit
hot! Miss Worlds beware. He wishes he had a George Best in his current
squad...

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:38 pm

Number 15. The Zeus

The king of the Gods, in charge of the Sky and Thunder. Unfortunately,
not even he had the power to make Djimi Traore look anything more than
a park player...



Number 16. The Che

It's a Rafalution!

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:38 pm

Number 17. The Chewbacca

Rhhhnngggnn Arrrggghhnnn Grrrhn Gahr Aaaaaarr Ggggaaaaaarrr



Number 18. The T

I certainly pity this fool, Rafa can't carry the Mr T off at all! Nice chains though



Number 19. The Sparrow

Savvy? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for Rafa... we're rascals,
scoundrels, villans, and knaves; Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho... we're
thieving Scousers!

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:39 pm

Number 20. The Jesus

Insert your own joke about Liverpool requiring divine intervention to ever win the Premierleague here...



Number 21. The Desperate

Looking Dandy! More of a Beano man myself. Clearly Rafa disagrees though, and gives it the full macho's with this stubbly effort



Number 22. The Gandalf

Not the most youthful looking of facials, Rafa would have to conjour up
a bit of magic to pull the ladies. Or to score a goal at the Riverside

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:39 pm

Number 23. The Beadle

He hasn't been framed, he's done this to himself. Clearly he's game for
a laugh. With this beard it's certainly a case of watch out - Rafa's
about!



Number 24. The Monopoly

For this, Rafa should go to jail. Directly in fact. He should not pass
go, and he certainly should not collect his usual earnings...



Number 25. The ZZ

This lot reached their peak in the 70's and 80's, are still touring and
producing material today but nobody really finds it entertaining
anymore, and certainly lacks the quality of old. Not threatening todays
performers at the top of their games anytime soon...

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:39 pm

Number 26. The McCririck

I wouldn't be putting my money on Rafa growing this lot any time soon...



Number 27. The Scouse

When in Rome...



Number 28. The Ali

Boyakasha! *** the look innit. I say 'Rafa, is you on crack or somethin'?



Number 29. The Santa

Rafa won't be lonely this Christmas if he dons this epic bit of facial.
On the first day of Christmas Benitez gave to me... three points at the
Theatre of Dreams!

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:39 pm

Number 30. The Ned

Bloody Australians. You know that's precisely what Rafa has muttered
about the perenially injured Harry Kewell over the last couple of
seasons... funny then if he'd opt for this set of hairyness. Though
Kelly could hardly be accused of liking his fellow man



Number 31. The Saddam

A theme for good facials eminating from tyrants and foes. Rafa here goes for a classic Saddam. You have to baath...



Number 32. The Wolverine

The brooding anti-hero, those silver claws might just come in useful
for a Liverpool half time team talk. Personally I'd use them to poke
Jamie 'world class my arse' Carragher in the eye

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:40 pm

Number 33. The Cube

Looking Ice cool, Rafa is every bit the hipperty hopperty man here.



Number 34. The Shipman

Probably not the done thing to copy the facial hair of a serial killer... but try stopping Rafa



Number 35. The Homer

D'oh!

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:40 pm

Number 36. The Gallagher

Hold up... hold on... don't be scared; You'll never change what's been and gone... apart from your facial fluff obviously!



Number 37. The Des

Grey hair, big bushy tash, it shouldn't be cool. It shouldn't be
smooth. But fucking hell Rafa's driving all of the ladies crazy and
most of the men with this effort



Number 38. The Tutankhamun

To be pharaoh, he looks the business!

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:40 pm

Number 39. The Socrates

"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are
immortal and divine"... oops quoting the wrong Socrates there! Rafa
here sports the attire of Garforth Towns finest



Number 40. The Connelly

Otherwise known as that bloke Parkinson interviews every other week. Rafa will have no problems pulling Judi Dench anyway



Number 41. The Gattuso

Ug! Me Rafa Gattuso, me eat you. Yum yum. Buuuurp



Number 42. The Blackbeard

Lieutenant Maynard hung Blackbeards severed head from his ships bows
after his capture. In much the same way that Jorge Valdano claims the
'shit' hangs from the 'stick' at Anfield

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:40 pm

Number 43. The Marley

Hey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style!



Number 44. The Arafat

So that's who stole my dishcloth



Number 45. The Norris

Chuck, the all action hero. The exact opposite, then, of Luis Garcia



Number 46. The Agassi

0-6 0-6 0-6

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:41 pm

Number 47. The Kitchener

Rafa needs you! ...to give him lots and lots of cash for him to waste on the likes of Kronkamp and Josemi



Number 48. The Locksley

Thieving Scouser



Number 49. The Merryfield

But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, Why do only fools and horses work? Ra-ra-ra-Rafa...



Number 50. The Lalas

Who needs David Beckham when you've got... ah shit

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:41 pm

Number 51. The Borg

Rafa has assimilated himself nicely into this bit of facial. The Sweat
band particularly useful, these Spanish produce a lot of perspiration
you know...



Number 52. The Sparta

I am Raaaaafffaaaaaaaaaa!!!



Number 53. The Lassie

He's made a dogs dinner of this one



Number 54. The D'Artagnan

Swashbuckling adventures and Liverpool FC don't really go hand in hand

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:41 pm

Number 55. The Rollie

Former Oaklands relief pitcher, Benitez has produced a screwball here...



Number 56. The Manchu

A villain, but Chinese rather than the Aston variety



Number 57. The Zappa

What's the ugliest part of your body? Rafa's facial hair of course!

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:42 pm

Number 58. The Jackson

Do you know what they call Liverpool in Paris? That shit chicken burger off the pound saver menu...



Number 59. The Einstein

Not clever mate. Not clever at all



Number 60. The Pavarotti

Dilegua, o notte; Tramontate, stelle; Tramontate, stelle; All'alba
vincero; vincero, vincero! (No you won't mate). Probably won't make
sense to those of you who don't speak Italian that!

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:42 pm

Number 61. The Leprechaun

Rafa you bowsie, I am in me wick wit' yer flitter scalps. Must be ossified...



Number 62. The Vinci

Rafa with a similar pose to the Mona Lisa, just showing a bit more
teeth. Miserable sod, then again I'd be topping myself if I ever became
manager of the Scouse



Number 63. The Zorro

Rafa dressed as his Spanish hero. No not Alonso...

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:42 pm

Number 64. The Bin Laden

Found him at last. Ironically, Liverpool have no weapons of mass
destruction on the pitch either for their opponents to worry about



Number 65. The Mexican

Hey Gringo, stop impersonating us Mexicans!



Number 66. The Poseidon

Summat a bit fishy about this one...

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:42 pm

Number 67. The Gnome

Good practice should a better club come in for Rafa and him need to be put on gardening leave



Number 68. The Lennon

Imagine all the people... laughing at Rafa for looking like this, crazy hippy



Number 69. The Nietzsche

Nietzsche's first work was entitled 'The Birth of Tragedy'. It presumably included an image of his tash



Number 70. The Ape

Just like Planet of the Apes, this thread has a shit ending... or maybe
not. Has Rafa just proved true the concept of evolution with this
effort?

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:44 pm

71. The Mellberg

Me Rafa. Me good bloke. Me from Sweden. Ugg

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:45 pm

All absolute quality. Fantastic stuff. Credit to the creator. Pure awesomeness. rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:34 pm

Classic laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:45 pm

Only one comment. I'm depressed sad
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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:20 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rafa's new look.   Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:01 am

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